After hours of debating on what interest of mine is worthy of being talked about, I decided on writing about this vicious interest/obsession/habit ( whatever you wonna call it) may vary depending on how severely you’ve experienced it while being one of my victims.
I like to fix things.
Fix people.
Fix whatever it is that may be wrong with you.
No, not in a fairy godmother kind of way but like hmmmm.. if we could do this to your hair and just tweeze your eyebrows a bit so that they look more… i dont know, identical?
Some people may take this offensively while you’ll be surprised to know that alot of the time people actually end up thanking me, either for my opinion or just for my honesty because honestly these days I feel that no one seems to tell the truth, especially girls. If you were to walk in the cafeteria with squiggly eyebrows because of some major over plucking the night before, you’ll hear the first person(most probably a girl) say,
” Ohhh, you did your eyebrows?!
they look nice
“
and THAT RIGHT THERE, is a F**KIN LIE.. because she knows and you know and almost everyone who sees your eyes knowsss you most definitely look permenantly confused. Call me mean, call me a total rude bitch, but ill tell you one thing, people like me in this world will make you realize that you have ketchup on your shirt, or there’s spinach stuck in your teeth, or you cant wear that dress on a date cuz it simply looks hideous. People like me will make you fix yourself. Now… i dont do just physical things, i try to solve people’s internal issues aswell. Btw, im proud to say IM AMAZING AT MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES, i can do those for days, which mind you end up encouraging many to do whatever it is they were being motivated for. I like to remind people that they’re strong and independent and that he/she doesnt need anyone else to get where-ever it is that they want to be.
I like to see people succeed. I like to make a difference. I like to be the one to make the difference. I take the intiative when others dont. Its an interest, one of the many.
Fix as a verb may mean:
- Repairing an object
- Spaying and neutering to sterilize an animal <—- Does not apply in my case.